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Walking On The Moon
It's not pedestrian.
Created on 2007-06-06 01:58:25 (#13100054), last updated 2007-10-08
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| Name: | Grace...I think. |
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...Phooey. Here's some quotes instead.
"Life is beautiful! But may cause: swelling, itchy throat, nausea, sinus discharge, headache, vomiting, impaired vision, cramping, loss of breath, insomnia, arterial blockage, liver failure, intestinal bleeding, gout, rickets, and, in most cases, death. Please consult a physician before attempting."
"People think that I am a very strange person. This is not true. I have the heart of a small child. I keep it in a jar on my desk." (Stephen King)
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether or not my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." (Winston Churchill)
"We promise to use our freakish knowledge of 18th century torture methods for good."
"Do not taunt the happy fun ball."
"This year's Fourth Of July is sponsered by...Fibromyalgia."
"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking." (House)
"Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws." (House)
"You don't have a problem with what I did?" (House)
"To-MAY-to, to-MAH-to." (It's so much funnier in writing/typing.)
"That's absurd. I love it."
Okay, I'm done now. Go find some amusement.
"Life is beautiful! But may cause: swelling, itchy throat, nausea, sinus discharge, headache, vomiting, impaired vision, cramping, loss of breath, insomnia, arterial blockage, liver failure, intestinal bleeding, gout, rickets, and, in most cases, death. Please consult a physician before attempting."
"People think that I am a very strange person. This is not true. I have the heart of a small child. I keep it in a jar on my desk." (Stephen King)
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether or not my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." (Winston Churchill)
"We promise to use our freakish knowledge of 18th century torture methods for good."
"Do not taunt the happy fun ball."
"This year's Fourth Of July is sponsered by...Fibromyalgia."
"You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking." (House)
"Ah, the Socratic Method. The best way we have of teaching everything-apart from juggling chainsaws." (House)
"You don't have a problem with what I did?" (House)
"To-MAY-to, to-MAH-to." (It's so much funnier in writing/typing.)
"That's absurd. I love it."
Okay, I'm done now. Go find some amusement.
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